So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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