I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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