Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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