I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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