I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
