Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i think i have herpe
just one?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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