No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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