Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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