Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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