what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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