I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I have tasted many bathrooms
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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