Where did you get a picture of my penis
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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