capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
the night ended with taco bell and tears
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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