we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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