Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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