So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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