How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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