Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
The adults are the big ones right?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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