Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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