I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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