We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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