ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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