I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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