Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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