Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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