i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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