: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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