Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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