three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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