I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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