My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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