I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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