Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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