Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
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