I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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