there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
two words: eviction party
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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