walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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