how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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