Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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