We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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