I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
