I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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