between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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