omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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