Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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