Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
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