no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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