I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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