Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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