New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
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