That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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